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Season 3

How I Met Your Mother

Season 3

  • 2007

It’s Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick’s Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of “The Bro Code.” Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV’s Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

  1. Wait for It Episode 1 Wait for It September 24, 2007, 21 min Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
  2. We’re Not from Here Episode 2 We’re Not from Here October 1, 2007, 21 min Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
  3. Third Wheel Episode 3 Third Wheel October 8, 2007, 23 min Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
  4. Little Boys Episode 4 Little Boys October 15, 2007, 23 min Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
  5. How I Met Everyone Else Episode 5 How I Met Everyone Else October 22, 2007, 23 min Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking…
  6. I’m Not That Guy Episode 6 I’m Not That Guy October 29, 2007, 23 min Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin…
  7. Dowisetrepla Episode 7 Dowisetrepla November 5, 2007, 21 min Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
  8. Spoiler Alert Episode 8 Spoiler Alert November 12, 2007, 21 min Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
  9. Slapsgiving Episode 9 Slapsgiving November 19, 2007, 23 min Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
  10. The Yips Episode 10 The Yips November 26, 2007, 23 min When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
  11. The Platinum Rule Episode 11 The Platinum Rule December 10, 2007, 21 min Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
  12. No Tomorrow Episode 12 No Tomorrow March 17, 2008, 21 min Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
  13. Ten Sessions Episode 13 Ten Sessions March 24, 2008, 23 min Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
  14. The Bracket Episode 14 The Bracket March 31, 2008, 21 min Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an…
  15. The Chain of Screaming Episode 15 The Chain of Screaming April 14, 2008, 23 min After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
  16. Sandcastles in the Sand Episode 16 Sandcastles in the Sand April 21, 2008, 23 min Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
  17. The Goat Episode 17 The Goat April 28, 2008, 23 min Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
  18. Rebound Bro Episode 18 Rebound Bro May 5, 2008, 21 min Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
  19. Everything Must Go Episode 19 Everything Must Go May 12, 2008, 21 min When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their…
  20. Miracles Episode 20 Miracles May 19, 2008, 23 min Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.