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Season 7

King of the Hill

Season 7

  • 2002
  1. Get Your Freak Off Episode 1 Get Your Freak Off November 3, 2002, 22 min Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
  2. The Fat and the Furious Episode 2 The Fat and the Furious November 10, 2002, 22 min A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
  3. Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do Episode 3 Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do November 17, 2002, 22 min Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
  4. Goodbye Normal Jeans Episode 4 Goodbye Normal Jeans November 24, 2002, 22 min Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
  5. Dances With Dogs Episode 5 Dances With Dogs December 1, 2002, 22 min A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
  6. The Son Also Roses Episode 6 The Son Also Roses December 8, 2002, 22 min Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
  7. The Texas Skillsaw Massacre Episode 7 The Texas Skillsaw Massacre December 15, 2002, 22 min Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
  8. Full Metal Dust Jacket Episode 8 Full Metal Dust Jacket January 5, 2003, 22 min Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
  9. Pigmalion Episode 9 Pigmalion January 12, 2003, 22 min A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
  10. Megalo Dale Episode 10 Megalo Dale January 12, 2003, 22 min Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
  11. Boxing Luanne Episode 11 Boxing Luanne February 2, 2003, 22 min Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
  12. Vision Quest Episode 12 Vision Quest February 9, 2003, 22 min Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
  13. Queasy Rider Episode 13 Queasy Rider February 16, 2003, 22 min Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
  14. Board Games Episode 14 Board Games March 2, 2003, 22 min Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
  15. An Officer and a Gentle Boy Episode 15 An Officer and a Gentle Boy March 9, 2003, 22 min To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
  16. The Miseducation of Bobby Hill Episode 16 The Miseducation of Bobby Hill March 16, 2003, 22 min Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
  17. The Good Buck Episode 17 The Good Buck March 30, 2003, 22 min Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
  18. I Never Promised You an Organic Garden Episode 18 I Never Promised You an Organic Garden April 13, 2003, 22 min Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
  19. Be True to Your Fool Episode 19 Be True to Your Fool April 27, 2003, 22 min After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
  20. Racist Dawg Episode 20 Racist Dawg May 4, 2003, 22 min A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
  21. Night and Deity Episode 21 Night and Deity May 11, 2003, 22 min A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
  22. Maid in Arlen Episode 22 Maid in Arlen May 18, 2003, 22 min To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
  23. The Witches of East Arlen Episode 23 The Witches of East Arlen May 18, 2003, 22 min Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.