Seinfeld

Season 9

1. 1 The Butter Shave September 25, 1997, 22 min Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up…
2. 2 The Voice October 2, 1997, 22 min Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.
3. 3 The Serenity Now October 9, 1997, 22 min George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men…
4. 4 The Blood October 16, 1997, 22 min Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires;…
5. 5 The Junk Mail October 30, 1997, 23 min Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes…
6. 6 The Merv Griffin Show November 6, 1997, 22 min Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a…
7. 7 The Slicer November 13, 1997, 23 min George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.
8. 8 The Betrayal November 20, 1997, 23 min Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
9. 9 The Apology December 11, 1997, 22 min Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.
10. 10 The Strike December 18, 1997, 22 min Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to…
11. 11 The Dealership January 8, 1998, 22 min At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
12. 12 The Reverse Peephole January 15, 1998, 22 min Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.
13. 13 The Cartoon January 29, 1998, 23 min An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.
14. 14 The Strong Box February 5, 1998, 23 min Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
15. 15 The Wizard February 26, 1998, 23 min Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine…
16. 16 The Burning March 19, 1998, 22 min Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor…
17. 17 The Bookstore April 9, 1998, 22 min A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw,…
18. 18 The Frogger April 23, 1998, 22 min George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding…
19. 19 The Maid April 30, 1998, 22 min Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
20. 20 The Puerto Rican Day May 7, 1998, 22 min Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a…
21. 21 The Chronicle (1) May 14, 1998, 22 min Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.
22. 22 The Chronicle (2) May 14, 1998, 21 min More memories and bloopers.
23. 23 The Finale (1) May 14, 1998, 28 min The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a…
24. 24 The Finale (2) May 14, 1998, 28 min Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."